THE ABANDONED MANSION - SOAP

$6 ~~$12~~ In stock

Category: SOAPS

Notes:

Cedar
Quince
Paperbacks

SYNOPSIS: Aimless twenty-somethings Calvin and Millie didn’t mean to drop off the face of the earth but when they stumbled onto an abandoned mansion while hiking in the Adirondacks, that’s just what they did. Lounging in the autumn light and lost among the stacks of paperbacks they decided to weather the winter in their found fortress. Spring brought hordes of wildlife, both indoors and out, but no sign of other humans (other than the one growing in Millie’s belly). It would be another four years before the burgeoning family would be forced out of their assumed home but they don’t plan to leave without putting up a fight.

-Our soaps are 6oz hard milled and enriched with shea butter, sweet almond oil & vitamin E.

Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 15 reviews)

Benjamin A. ★★★★★ Aug 14, 2026

The paperbacks note is so clever—it genuinely smells like old library dust and secrets, not just sweet. The cedar balances it out with something earthy and grounding, and the bar lathers nicely without leaving that weird filmy residue. I’ve already ordered a second one because I keep sniffing my han

Evelyn ★★★★★ Aug 8, 2026

I almost didn't expect the cedar to be this bold, but it's got this real old-wood-and-dust vibe that actually nails the abandoned mansion story. The quince keeps it from getting too heavy, and it lathers up nicely without leaving that weird film. It's the kind of soap that makes you want to keep was

Leo ★★★★★ Aug 3, 2026

I wasn’t expecting the paperbacks note to be so distinct, but it blends perfectly with the cedar—like stepping into an old library that’s been abandoned for decades. The quince adds just enough brightness to keep it from feeling too heavy, and the bar itself lathers up nicely without leaving that we